Monday, June 1, 2009

the motive!!

I KNOW... i know very well that all u fellas out there are always angry with something, could be ur girlfrend/boyfrend, could be ur bossy boss, could be ur team mate, buggin neighbor, food, toothbrush, car or even could be the blogs like this...

They SUCK!! Hell yeah.... They do....!

Tell me what do u feel like doing? Punching on their fuckin face... Slappin their ass... Twisting their tittys... or Ripping their balls off with ur own bare hands...

GO AHEAD!!

I have already started feeling excited about this stuff man! You are going to certainly rock the world with your humorous and witty thoughts, the vulgar and sarcastic comments which you always wanted to pour on anyone like irritating taxiwallah, landlady/landlord, or on the leech sucking government official.

So C'mon lets join our hands together to Free this internet with intellectual thoughts and flood them with our VIRUS...!!!

P.S. - u can use the shittiest of words and comments on anything, i.e, news, entertainment, stardom, and yeah... don't exclude fuckin blogs and the bloggers!! Nail 'em down!! Think u can do that.. u're welcome to our MESSBOARD... mess up with anything!

With fuckin Regards,
Screwer

4 comments:

  1. Bandh cripples valley life

    Why the fuck is everyone cuming to the Road these days...kasai ko bau ko sampati ho muji, Tax dine time ma kasile dinan, ra nachaindo kaam ma rora ra afno sungur jasto tauko aadkaun chan.

    Mula Gyanendra jastai kuni din yo madeshi athuwa jun kunai lamo jasto uufrine yo jaat-ghaat haru bagmati ma bilwachaan. Ghopte-chikai garnu parchha muji haru lai.... GHOPTE-CHIKAI CHIKWA HARU!!

    Hence, stop fucking and twisting ur stinking Ass everywhere unnecessarily else u want have one.

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  2. As I face the new year and reflect on years gone by, I find myself looking at who I am today and who I was before. I think about how different things are just from this time last year and how dramatically different from a few years ago. My family made a choice a few years ago to downsize. I didn’t necessarily come into this life skipping along with birds chirping on my shoulder, but I wasn’t kicking and screaming either.

    Sometimes we can’t see where we’re going until we’ve gotten there, and even then it’s all about how we choose to see things. I feel like I stumbled into this life and found myself along the way.

    While peeling off layers of excess and ridding my life of too much stuff, I have been able to find who I am. It’s amazing what it does for the soul to start living a life that works for me instead of what I feel is expected of me. I have also learned that often those expectations were all in my head. Veering off the beaten path, I’ve found that life is more beautiful than I would’ve known otherwise.

    While shedding stuff through simplifying and downsizing, I found someone hidden inside me that I didn’t know was there. I didn’t know there was someone adventurous, inspiring, and creative. With words, with photos, with experiences - by having less, I am becoming more. I am more present in each and every moment with my friends and family. I appreciate more. I have found that there is so much more to me than what I own. I am allowing myself, for the first time, to simply be.

    There are a lot of things still to be uncovered, I am sure. But so far, I can’t help but be happy with what I’ve found.

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  3. Its preety interesting and good to that u have discovered ur path and have now came to know that the life is not to creep about and there are so many sweet and crazy stuff to do.

    So keep on smiling...more new surprised and layers of happiness are yet to come.

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  4. Is your boss a crazy boss?

    Your boss calls you...
    The moment you get into the office, but basically just to schmooze.

    When your boss calls a meeting for 7:00, you can expect...
    To wait around for the meeting to start for a couple of hours with no explanation for the delay except that the boss simply isn't there but that they must stay put because he could appear at any moment. By 8:00, everybody is so hungry they are chewing off their own foot or that of the guy in the next chair. At 8:30, as everybody is about to leave, the boss finally emerges in a foul mood, sits at the end of the table and makes everybody extremely nervous while he thinks her own thoughts and they try to remember what they were all supposed to be talking about.

    If your boss calls a weekend meeting at the office, it probably means...
    It's a loyalty test. The guys who don't show up on Sunday don't get to come in on Monday.

    Your boss spends most of the day with his door closed. This means...
    He's getting a divorce and is on the phone with his lawyer.

    If you make a minor error, your boss is likely to...
    Call you into his office, leave the door open, and scream his head off at the top of his lungs, using words like "stupid," "lame," and "butthead," ending off with the order to "get out of here!" As you do, your reading glasses sail over his head, almost hitting him in his bald spot.

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